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SEC Game Haiku

In keeping with a tradition from my old site, I present to you this week's SEC game Haiku.  I promise, dear reader, that I'll try not to subject you to this more than once a year.


Mississippi St. Bulldogs at UAB (12 noon)

Is Dan's star fading?

When it shined so bright before

Losing this would suck


 Florida Gators at LSU Tigers (3:30p.m. CBS)

True freshman's first start

Against the nation's best team

Scared for Driskel's life 

Auburn Tigers at. Arkansas Razorbacks (7p.m. ESPN)

A true toss up game

Arkansas can throw real well

Auburn cheats like mad

Georgia Bulldogs at Tennessee Volunteers (7p.m. ESPN2)

The SEC East

Is once again up for grabs

Mediocre. Sad.

Vanderbilt Commodores at Alabama Crimson Tide (7p.m. ESPNU)


Never gets to show the Tide

Only against 'Dores

Kentucky Wildcats at South Carolina Gamecocks (12:21 SEC Network)

In 2009

Cat's 2 should have been Randall

This one not that close