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From the "IQ of belly-button lint" department ...

We bring you Buck and New Dawg from the Fort Worth, Texas area who still haven't had enough of insulting Kentucky and its new men's basketball coach.  Money quote:

Will Billy Gillispie thrive or fail at the University of Kentucky?

NEW DAWG: If they let Billy cheat or play around the edges, he'll be fine.

BUCK:  If having no life other than coaching basketball is a prerequisite for success, then "Billy the Bachelor" has a chance.  But he will never thrive at UK because 1) expectations in Lexington, Ky., are too high and 2) bad karma is a very difficult thing to shake.  AAA (Ask Any Aggie).

Well, I guess I can't really make jokes about your funny names (those who live in glass houses, and all -- but our readers are encouraged to do so!), but guys, take my advice -- stick to football.  That may be the only sport where you have any real chance of accidentally stumbling across an intelligent utterance once in a while.  And I do have my doubts about that.

I'm thinking Buck and New Dawg would be out of their depth in a parking lot puddle.  GAFC (Get A Freaking Clue).