We bring you Buck and New Dawg from the Fort Worth, Texas area who still haven't had enough of insulting Kentucky and its new men's basketball coach. Money quote:
NEW DAWG: If they let Billy cheat or play around the edges, he'll be fine.
BUCK: If having no life other than coaching basketball is a prerequisite for success, then "Billy the Bachelor" has a chance. But he will never thrive at UK because 1) expectations in Lexington, Ky., are too high and 2) bad karma is a very difficult thing to shake. AAA (Ask Any Aggie).
Well, I guess I can't really make jokes about your funny names (those who live in glass houses, and all -- but our readers are encouraged to do so!), but guys, take my advice -- stick to football. That may be the only sport where you have any real chance of accidentally stumbling across an intelligent utterance once in a while. And I do have my doubts about that.
I'm thinking Buck and New Dawg would be out of their depth in a parking lot puddle. GAFC (Get A Freaking Clue).