Mark Coury.
Ever heard of him? Probably not. But he just totally outmanuevered you. It's how they play it up 'nawth.'
You may be unathletic, pudgy, perhaps a bit too into The Family Guy than you're totally comfortable with.
Mark Coury is a Wildcat.
That's right, set aside your Alaskan All-Stars, your Long Island losers, your Garden State Gators (enough of an insult in/of itself), cause here comes the real deal.
In truth, Coury is a walk-on. Of the official variety (this excludes Russians with secret LOIs, Tracy McGrady and Dwight Howard).
Listed at 6-foot-8, the forward from Detroit Country Day was in 2005, according to one media attendant "ranked the No. 4 power forward in the state by MichiganPreps.com" (Rivals).
Sweet gig for that guy.