jorts Stories - A Sea Of Blue
2011 College World Series: Texas vs. Florida
This is your open thread for the Texas Pitching Staff And Other Affiliates vs. Humid Jorts and your commentary thread for the weekend on all things College World Series. Know your enemy.
Viewing Guide: Opening Week 2010
Thank the Maker, College football has returned, and just in time to keep me from flying to CBS headquarters and immolating their entire creative programming department while cackling maniacally. I was ready to treat my couch like an Ohio State fan who just lost their favorite pair of jorts. And...
2010-2011 CC Least Cool Person Tournament: Tim Fuller vs. Jorts
TIM FULLER Rap Sheet: --Served as an assistant under Rick Pitino during the 2010-2011 season. --Bolted for Missouri and friend Frank Haith less than a month after the season had ended. --His departure sparked a mass shuffling of the coaching staff, the decommitments of Rodney Purvis and...
An Open Letter to Penn State, Wisconsin, Illinois, and Michigan
Dear JoePa/Wisky/Team Redacted/Big Blue:Hi. You might remember my team. I am a follower of the one-time Next Great Big Ten Program. Yeah, that one damn near the bottom of the conference (thank God for Minnesota, right?) Well, we've become a guaranteed win for you guys (well, except for...





