An Open Letter to Penn State, Wisconsin, Illinois, and Michigan

by Patrick Vint on Oct 22, 2007 8:24 PM EDT on Black Heart Gold Pants

Dear JoePa/Wisky/Team Redacted/Big Blue:Hi. You might remember my team. I am a follower of the one-time Next Great Big Ten Program. Yeah, that one damn near the bottom of the conference (thank God for Minnesota, right?) Well, we've become a guaranteed win for you guys (well, except for...