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Coach Cal and His Love for Hair Flare


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via everythingkentuckyonline.com


University of Kentucky basketball fans across the nation can easily deduce that Coach Calipari is an obvious fan of big men with a little “Hair Flare”!

We have our future No.1 NBA draft pick and potential 2012 Olympian, Anthony Davis at 6’10” and 220lbs, whose spectacular unibrow led the Cats to a national championship this year! The soundtrack for the season was millions of fans nationwide dawning posters and tee shirts that demanded the opposition “Bow to the Brow”!

Following The Uni-Blocker is our newest addition to the team Nerlens Noel at 6’10” and 215 lbs, who hopes to continue to enforce the emphatic branding of Nike tattoos on the forehead of opposing players in arms length next season. Noel’s throw back hi-top fade is yet to have an officially coined slogan though looks as if it will be something along the lines of “Fear the Fro” or the much less popular “That Kid Don’t Play”… *Kid n’ Play? … Nobody? …Com’ on people!

Not only fans but current players have also taken notice of Coach Cal’s love for a fancy mane! It is unconfirmed but reported that returning 6’9” 239lb Kyle Wiltjer has not only already began working to improve his game but is in the early stages of growing a very intimidating mullet with hopes it will catapult him into a position for much more playing time this upcoming 2013 basketball season!