Well, you knew it was coming. We cannot allow this auspicious occasion to pass without memorializing it in song. Our thanks to the immortal Johnny Horton for providing us with the tmeplate for this #1 hit in the bluegrass.

Along with Calipari down the mighty Mississip.

We took a little bacon and we took a little beans

And we caught the bloody Cardinals in the town of Blue Orleans.

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We fired off shots and the Cards they kept a'comin.

There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.

We sent in Davis and they began to runnin' on

Back to Louisville from the Gulf of Mexico.

We looked down the sideline and we see'd Ol' Ricky come.

Yellin out at Siva, gettin' T'd up on the run.

He squalled at the ref as he T'd him up again.

We watched as Ricky walked off and we could'nt help but grin.

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Cal said we could take 'em if we caught 'em by surprise

Don't block another shot until we looked 'em in the eye

TJ said, "but coach, we're blocking everything we see".

Then he opened up his stance as he hit another three.

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Yeah, we ran through Behanan and we ran through Kuric

And we ran through Siva just as fast as we could go.

We ran so fast that the Cards just couldn't catch us

Down by the Mississippi at the Gulf of Mexico.

We fired three pointers 'til the scoreboard melted down.

Then AD blocked 5 more and then we fought another round.

Lamb he just kept shooting til they fell down on the floor

Then Teague lobbed one to TJ and he slammed them like a door.

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Yeah, we ran through Behanan and we ran through Kuric

And we ran through Siva just as fast as we could go.

We ran so fast that the Cards just couldn't catch us

Down by the Mississippi at the Gulf of Mexico.