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Kentucky Wildcats Basketball: Calipari Reminds Somebody To Beware The Scorpion

Call me cynical, but I am convinced that for the most part, John Calipari has a reason for doing everything he does.  So what was Coach Cal's motivation for reminding Kentucky fans of an old adage on CoachCal.com that probably everyone from the state over the age of 20 has heard -- the parable of the turtle and the scorpion.  This parable is also sometimes known as the frog and the scorpion, but the events described are virtually identical regardless of the species.

If for some reason you have forgotten the parable, read it at the link above.  Then read the moral that Coach Calipari describes, which is this:

Moral – when you connect with a scorpion that says, "I need your help, I wont hurt you. As a matter of fact, I will promote you,"  beware!!!

Stated another way, the parable means that creatures, great and small, will always act in accordance with their nature.  The same is true of people.  If a guy in a prison jumpsuit is thumbing a ride on the side of the road, most people will not stop to be told that he intends you no harm and just wants a ride.  They instinctively understand that a person like that is very, very unlikely to be trustworthy, and has a high probability of being dangerous.

So where am I going with all this, and how does it relate to Kentucky basketball?  Follow me past the jump to find out.

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My reading of this is that the "scorpions" featured in Calipari's retelling are actually college basketball coaches, and the players they are recruiting are the turtles, or frogs if you prefer.  These players are being warned that coaches will act according to their nature, not their promises.

Let's take Rick Pitino for example.  Pitino has a history of increasing playing time according to class.  Now, that doesn't mean he doesn't play freshmen, but he vary rarely features a freshman in his system, and few ever start many games for him.  That's his style, and it always has been.  Even Ron Mercer, Kentucky's only consensus #1 recruit during the Pitino era, was not a starter his freshman year and in fact he only played an average of 18 minutes or so per game.  Pitino has been even more reluctant to start freshmen at Louisville than he was at Kentucky.

I am not judging Pitino's methods here, he has been very successful as a college coach, and many other highly successful college coaches follow a similar philosophy.  But they very likely minimize, or even dissemble about this fact while recruiting.  Their line would be, "everyone has a chance to be a starter," but the reality is rather different than that statement would imply.

So in my opinion only, the intended audience for this commentary is the players Calipari is recruiting.  Beware people, in this case coaches, suggesting they will do things out of character, just for you, if you'll only sign on the dotted line. 

That's a good lesson for us all, no doubt, but let's be honest -- who needs the reminder more, the UK faithful, or the young people being wooed by all these high-powered college coaches?

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Parable may have multiple applications

As I read the parable, I thought of sports media. “Help me and I will make your name famous.” But they can turn on someone like Cal in a heartbeat.

by jdogblue on Jul 22, 2011 11:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Great article Glenn!

Like you said some coaches will say anything to get recruits.They will say what they think these kids want to hear & not follow through.With Coach Cal all you have to do is watch him in action,he does not have to tell these kids a bunch of BS!

by wkcatfan on Jul 22, 2011 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

True in 700 B.C.; true today.

“Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.” – Jeremiah 13:23 (King James Bible):

by TeamWeaver on Jul 22, 2011 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

jdog and Glenn have offered good applications.

As for Mercer, where would he have started in ‘96? And didn’t Delk and Walker only play about 25 minutes per game? My point being – an argument can be made that Mercer didn’t start because he wasn’t one of the top 5 players on the team. But I do see the evidentiary power of the example.

by JackBluto on Jul 22, 2011 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wiltjer: Old School (Ready To Sting)

Good read from Cal.com on Kyle Wiltjer, one of the several “stingers” on Calipari’s 2011-12 scorpions. As for the parable it is most commonly applied — at least in my reading material — to the Middle East political environment. How else to explain the irrational actions of the parties involved? Perhaps a more succinct aphorism is from Forrest Gump: stupid is as stupid does.

"Statistics are no substitute for judgment" — Henry Clay (my namesake)

by Wild Weasel on Jul 22, 2011 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I glance at the front page today and

I see RP, Bruce Pearl, Cam Newton, and two different conference commissioners. No happy face for that.
But if I look over those, I see Joker and La’Rod. Football time’s a’comin’! :-)

Blue... there is no other color to Bleed !!!

by a2d2 on Jul 22, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Fascinating interpretation, Glenn.

I like it. It makes the moral currently relevant. As for jdog’s sports media application, I’m unsure how it applies to Cal. He has no desire for anyone to shout his name from the treetops to declare what a good person he is. Maybe it’s his response to the Raphael Chillious ruling six days earlier? Seems like he was helping a scorpion.

Or … maybe Cal is doing nothing more than sharing another life lession or old story from his dad. Maybe, like the Kaboom! tweet, we’re using the parable as a Rorschach test to reflect what’s inside our heads. So what did Cal mean when he wrote one day earlier: “When you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, the one it hits starts yelping.” He must have had a reason for saying that. Most mysterious!

by Wheatgerm on Jul 23, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you.

Well, another interpretation of Kaboom! is that Calipari was having a bit of fun with us. :-)

A Sea of Blue -- Kentucky Sports for the Discerning Fan

by Glenn Logan on Jul 25, 2011 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

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