Kentucky Basketball: Moby Dick, Starring Pete Thamel As Ahab and John Calipari As The Whale
He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it. -- Herman Melville, Moby Dick
Who can say when Pete Thamel of the New York Times decided to make it his mission in life to take down John Calipairi? Unlike Ahab of the story, Calipari did not bite off Thamel's leg (even though Gregg Doyel of CBS Sportsline claims that he walks funny), or deliver some other deadly insult to him. Yet something seems to burn in the heart of the Grey Lady's sportswriter -- a lust for justice, perhaps -- for the man who works in the Joe Craft Center in Lexington, Kentucky.
No astute observer of the Eric Bledsoe matter was surprised at how it ended. Here at A Sea of Blue, it provoked a lot of speculation, but those in the know pretty much got most of it right. It was clear almost from the start that the Birmingham school board was not going to allow Thamel to drag them down the tubes in his jihad against Calipari, and in the end, that's exactly how it went down. Absent a giant, smoking Howitzer, this was always going to be a case of "insufficient evidence."
It is the measure of the mindset of the media in that they always mention the alleged academic fraud by Derrick Rose (note that I use the term "alleged" only because it was never proven. I personally believe that fraud was very likely) for which Calipari could not have been to blame rather than the the unreimbursed expenses by his brother Reggie, for which Calipari arguably had culpability. It was IN-SANE of Calipari to let Reggie Rose to travel with the team, and IN-SANE of the Memphis compliance department to allow it.
Nobody ever mentions that, though, because it's just plain not sexy enough to bring Calipari, bloody and eviscerated, to the unemployment line. Vacated seasons and Final Fours -- now that is sexy. That is scandalous. That has punch.
This curious dichotomy informs the real motivations of Calipari's detractors in the media -- the big headline, the big score, the "show-cause-penalty-must-follow for this evil minion of Satan" kind of outcry. They aren't interested in small potatoes like a stupid extra benefit -- Saint Roy Williams did that much at Kansas, for heaven's sake -- they want $150,000 payouts to Anthony Davis, or academic fraud by Bledsoe that results in a vacated season, or any of a hundred other truly scandalous accusations that validate their opinion of Calipari and get them fame, fortune, and readers.
The big question now is where will they go next? Trust me, Calipari's detractors in the media, those who have substituted a crusade against evil for objective reporting, will not surrender after defeat at the hands of the Birmingham school board. Of that, you can be absolutely sure. Like Thamel cast as Captain Ahab, only the blood of the great whale Calipari will assuage their lust, this time not motivated by something as noble as revenge, but rather by a desire to define themselves as defenders of the realm of college basketball.
It would be easy to suggest that there is a media conspiracy to bring down Calipari, but I think that's way too sophisticated to be true. What has happened in the Bledsoe matter is what often happens -- the media becomes an echo chamber in which the memes they produce are amplified and reinforced by their colleagues. Doyel says in the link above that he believes there is a cadre of northeastern-educated writers including Thamel, Dana O'Neil and others that reinforce each others writing all the time, driving stories like the cowboys of old drove cattle.
So will Thamel and his crewmen in the media now give up their efforts to bring Calipari to justice? Not a chance. When reporters start crusading for a cause, they wind up being remembered with quotes like; ". . . from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee", or from Absence of Malice; "We can't have people go around leaking stuff for their own reasons. It ain't legal. And worse than that, by God it ain't right." So it is likely to be with Thamel. Calipari is his white whale (well, at this point, a Blue and White one), and Thamel has now cast himself firmly in the role of Ahab.
Unfortunately for Thamel, we all know how Moby Dick turned out.
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He managed to get Melville, Shakespeare, Star Trek, AND Wilford Brimley into one story
that has to be some kind of accomplishment……and he did it all without going off the deep end……Way To Go Glenn!!!
Wonder if Cal will go around now saying , “Just call me Moby, baby!”
Let’s see if I can get all of the actors right
Gregory Peck
Christopher Plummer
Wilford Brimley
Sally Field (referenced only to bring another reporter into this)
With Paul Newman as John Calipari
and John Calipari as The Whale.
I Shall Always Be The Cat......In The Hat!!! The Artist Formerly Known As ABC!
by Greg Alan Edwards on Sep 29, 2010 11:20 AM EDT reply actions
Shakespeare?
Where? You do realize the quote from Star Trek was originally from Moby Dick, right? :-) But it surely was in Wrath of Khan. Ricardo Mantalban as Khan blew up his own ship in an attempt to take Kirk with him, and used the “From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee …”, but he was quoting Melville. Khan was a sucker for the classics.
Christopher Plummer? Nah, you are confusing Wrath and Undiscovered Country. I think the Shakespeare quote you are thinking of, but which I didn’t include is, "Cry “Havoc”! and let slip the dogs of war!" from Julius Caesar, Act 3 Scene I.
Right on, though, as far as Gregory Peck and Wilford Brimley was concerned, although Patrick Stewart of Star Trek TNG fame also ably played Ahab in 1998. :-)
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by Glenn Logan on Sep 29, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, I got excited....Plummer did the line from Shakespeare.
in the later movie…..I was not completely awake when I read it…..its ben a little crazy here for a couple days….lol….oh well…still a good post…..
Although mixing up Montalban and Plummer is almost criminal for Star Trek fans….sorry folks….my bad….lol
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by Greg Alan Edwards on Sep 29, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Throw in "They Are All Honorable Men" somewhere and I am covered.....lol
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by Greg Alan Edwards on Sep 29, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
of course then you can add Charton Heston to the mix too......
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by Greg Alan Edwards on Sep 29, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It's people!!! Soylent Green is made out of people!!!
And the Gold Mine that is POTA:
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
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You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
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CH: Do you have any weapons, any guns?
Cornelius: The best, but we won’t need them.
CH: I’m glad to hear it. I want one anyway.
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Bad Ape: I see you’ve brought the female of your species. I didn’t realize that man could be monogamous.
CH: On this planet, it’s easy.
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Putting on my nerd hat
The Moby Dick quote came in First Contact, when Picard is trying to justify his continued attempts to retake the ship from the Borg rather than just blowing it (and them) up.
Mantalban and Plummer were all about the Shakespeare in their respective ST movie appearances.
>takes off nerd hat<
3 > 2, except for very large values of 2.
Hasn't this thing run it's course?
I get there are people around here who are all about “embracing the hate” or whatnot, but hasn’t the constant “This guy wrote something negative about Kentucky/Calipari so he obviously has an axe to grind” gotten old?
I admit that I never have understood this mentality that takes anything written (or said) that’s the slightest bit negative and immediately concludes that the originator has some nefarious agenda to take down UK or is releasing pent-up jealousy in some passive-aggressive way.
Near as I can determine (a quick Google Search) Thamel has written a grand total of about 5 articles about Calipari really only covering two topics (Bledsoe and Kanter). If you’re trying to convince people that he’s got it out for Cal Ahab-style, the evidence is rather underwhelming.
3 > 2, except for very large values of 2.
Glenn is just making sure we all know where he stands on the issue.....
there were a couple people in Alaska who didn’t even know who Pete Thamel is……lol
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by Greg Alan Edwards on Sep 29, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Well ...
… I actually think it’s more than that, and if you followed the news (and Twitter) closely, I think you would reach the same conclusion.
I really don’t care much if Thamel wants to be Ahab, lots of reporters go that route. And I didn’t feel that way after the first couple of articles, but now I’m afraid there is compelling evidence that he is, in fact, out to get Calipari.
That’s just my opinion. Your mileage may vary. But I think it deserves comment, although not everyone will agree.
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I don't follow Twitter at all
So I’ll have to take your word for it about its content. But based solely on what Thamel has written for publication I just don’t see the evidence for anything beyond a college basketball writer doing some stories during a dead period for the sport.
But as I said above, I don’t particularly care for the persecution-mindset so I also tend to ignore anything that concerns what BBN thinks about the people doing the stories (except for what appears on ASoB obviously).
3 > 2, except for very large values of 2.
I don't think we are talking about a persecution mindset here, anyway.
My point was Thamel’s apparent obsession with Calipari. That’s not persecution, that falls more along the lines of a mental issue.
Kentucky isn’t persecuted by Thamel. Neither, for that matter, is Calipari, but Thamel is determined to bring Cal to justice. I think this needs to be pointed out. When a reporter shows a predisposition to an outcome, it renders his reporting untrustworthy. Thamel is not a columnist, he is a hard news reporter.
I think you are confusing two different and completely unrelated things here.
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by Glenn Logan on Sep 29, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
He went after Coach Cal by
using documents obtained illegally. He is a tool used by others who desperately want to bust up the UK/Cal lethal recruiting weapon. The real story is who leaked those documents. I hope that somewhere out there, someone is looking into who did this. I also think that the NCAA should make a statement condemning this type of activity in the name of their rules. Shouldn’t they be about protecting the student athlete?
I woke up feeling BLUE this morning. It's gonna be a great day.
While this illegal document stuff is interesting
I do not think it was illegal for Thamel to use the documents he obtained. The illegal actor was the school official that leaked the docs. I may be wrong – depends on how the law is written – but I don’t think a journalist has any concerns about using docs leaked, even if the leaker is a criminal.
I didn't say
that Thamel obtained the documents illegally, I said the documents were obtained illegally. And a jounalist should have a modicum of ethics, don’t you think?
I woke up feeling BLUE this morning. It's gonna be a great day.
I'm glad its over with
I could care less what others think, as long as we’re winning honestly……..Its time to move on…..right now, we gotta this football team straighten out
Compliments For Boogie
Reluctantly Paul Westphal has a few good things to say about Demarcus Cousins. NOTE: Bonus photo with Joe Crawford. If you aren’t a regular reader of Sacremento Bee you probably should start.
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Moby Dick???
What position does he play?
And what year in HS?
by FortyYearCatFan on Sep 29, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
Scouting report
Strengths:
-Devastating up-and-under move
-Unstoppable when angry
Weaknesses:
-Likes to go to his left flipper a bit too much
-Conditioning: lots of excess blubber
-Teamwork: a bit of a loner
Comps:
-Luc Longley, Shawn Bradley, and other goofy white guys
by NYCCats on Sep 29, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Devastating up-and-under move?
Hilarious! Rec’d.
P.S. “other goofy white guys” usually = 3/4 of the Utah Jazz roster for any given year!
You should be proud, NYC.
In my roughly three years at ASOB, that might be the first time anyone has made Forty laugh. Good work.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
--O.W.
Not that many......lol
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by Greg Alan Edwards on Oct 1, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Forty, if you don't know
My bet is he didn’t play any position for any HS! ;-)
Blue... there is no other color to Bleed !!!
Oh, absolutely.
Just because he dislikes Calipari doesn’t make him a bad guy. :-)
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Ah, Melville. My favorite, albeit somewhat lengthy, quote follows.
Oh man! Admire and model thyself after the whale! Do thou, too, remain warm among ice. Do thou, too, live in this world without becoming of it. Be cool at the equator; keep thy blood fluid at the Pole. Like the great dome of St. Peter’s, and like the great whale, retain, O man, in all seasons, a temperature of thine own.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena . . .who spends himself for a worthy cause . . ."
FERPA
All the commentary that has been floated since the decision, including the last article in the Birmingham News – not many people seem to have understood that the school board was powerfully constrained in all that they did by privacy LAWS (FERPA), I capitalize laws in order to indicate those thingies that figure in lawsuits.
The “redaction” of the Clemon Report left the report without one mention of Eric Bledsoe’s name – without one mention of the teacher’s name – without one mention of the class most talked about – and so on. It is perhaps an ironic but nevertheless REAL factor in the situation, that you could have had a lawsuit in which the judge very seriously instructed the jury not to consider anything they had heard or read about the supposed real names redacted from the report.
In other words, the law says that nobody has any right to talk about a student’s grades, or his teacher’s practices, except the school board, and then in private.
In my evaluation of the whole situation, I didn’t give this enough weight. ALL the information of this nature – Eric’s name, the actual grades, the teacher’s name, the class title – ALL of it was ILLEGALLY obtained BY DEFINITION. The natural target of a lawsuit was the press, but they, especially Mr. Thamel and company, were well lawyered up, and the school board never had any intention. (The Department of Education could have taken a shot at it, but not on behalf of an athlete, maybe.)
I’m adducing all this as a reason why the NCAA, after the smoke had cleared, publicly declared hands off. They had all the smoking guns they wanted, they just couldn’t get rid of FERPA. So while the school board was unable to sue because of financial weakness and general reluctance, the NCAA and the newspapers were not in a position to sue to obtain the unredacted documents that might have taken the whole thing one more step. This was the exact opposite of filing FOIA requests. There is no right to this information, period. They would have run smack into FERPA, and possibly into their own dubious procedures in obtaining information – which really impressed me; they would be great to have around at an oyster bar.
Vitale To NCAA: Hurry
Bush, Sidney, Rose, Bledsoe, Kanter, Dickie V. says procrastination is unfair and hopes new president Emmert will change it.
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Not a chance in hell.
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by Glenn Logan on Sep 29, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Can someone explain Tipton's hate to UK basketball?
The guy is vicious. Even after the NCAA closed the book on the matter, there comes Tipton with an article explaining that while there was nothing officially wrong, we all know that Bledsoe cheated because the report says that something is fishy.
Tipton doesn't hate UK basketball.
He’s just a curmudgeon and a contrarian.
Most of us expect the beat writers of our local papers to favor the team they cover, but Tipton has always been about proving he is not a UK homer. I think that’s fine.
He does tend to write about stupid things from time to time in order to prove how independent he is, but honestly, I think Tipton is an honest reporter trying to do it right. He doesn’t always succeed, but I believe his motives are genuinely honest.
One great thing about having Tipton around is that it adds motivation, as if any were needed, for UK to mind its p’s and q’s. That’s not a bad thing, in my opinion.
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It adds to our conspiratorial mindset as well.
Truthers and Birthers beware! UK Haters populate the landscape. :)
Rose
If I am not mistaken…D. Rose’s brother had paid his way on previous trips with the team, and in the instance that the NCAA took them to task on was simply “oops, I forgot” and “let me cut you a check” (which can be read differently depending on your bias towards Calipari and his teams)…as Dick Vitale recently pointed out in his most recent piece on Calipari once the NCAA cleared Rose to play, it should have been a done deal…and the culpability rests with the clearinghouse…as for his brother traveling with the team..if he pays his own way why not…from what I have read, Reggie had paid his way several times previous and through a clerical error had bypassed paying on one trip..the trip of course that gets Memphis in hot water…from my understanding the NCAA allows family members to travel with the teams if they pay for their own way and it doesn’t constitute a “benefit”…I doubt Calipari would have put himself knowingly into that kind of situation…too much to risk…as for Pete Thamel…he has probably watched “All the Presidents Men” far too many times and fancies himself a Woodward and Bernstein clone…funny really…there actually has to be smoke for there to be fire…one cannot simply conjure smoke and expect a fire to start…this sort of behavior from the national media will only intensify when UK wins a NCAA championship…expect it
That's right.
Reggie gave the Memphis athletics office his credit card info so it could properly charge him for flights and lodging. And for the most part, everything went smoothly. The NCAA was fine with it; no compliance issue there. It was those two or three times the office forgot to charge the card that caused the problem. About $1,735 worth, if I recall. Not the kind of thing for which the NCAA vacates whole seasons, but surely it would have cost Memphis two or three games. This was icing on the invalidated-SAT cake.
If Tru’s “Calipari was IN-SANE” comment means better safe than sorry, I can agree here. We’re talking about something unnecessary, a frill. And human beings are human, after all. Sometimes they’re negligent. Unless you install a failsafe procedure, you have no business trusting an admin to avoid nonfeasance 100% of the time.
Recruiting, however, is a different animal. I’m not convinced we need to “play it safe” by drawing a stricter eligibility line than the NCAA’s, hoping the buffer will protect us against innocent mistakes and unforeseen circumstances. The NCAA’s line is bright, and you need to satisfy yourself with clear and convincing evidence, not proof by a preponderance or “more likely than not.” If you can do that, you’ve got no reason to go through life scared.

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