Can a Kentucky Player Solve a Rubik's Cube?
Can a Kentucky Player Solve a Rubik's Cube?
The following paragraph illustrates better than any I've yet seen the unbridled yankee-superior fraud that permeates the east coast media types. I cannot wait to destroy these over educated frauds:
"In Kentucky, Cornell will find a much more athletic kindred spirit. After a weekend spent pressing the accelerator against opponents that would prefer to idle until five seconds remain on the shot clock, Big Red players will meet a team that runs wide open for 40 minutes. But while John Wall, DeMarcus Cousins and Eric Bledsoe are more physically gifted than their Cornell counterparts, they're also freshmen. Cornell starts four seniors and a sophomore. If anyone can rattle the Wildcats' über-athletes and cause a freshman moment, it's a more-athletic-than-it-looks, unselfish team that has seen it all. And while Kentucky's freshmen will play in the NBA sooner than later, it's a safe bet none of them can solve a Rubik's Cube in less than three minutes like Cornell freshman Eitan Chemerinski. "
And let's not forget Jay Bilas' selection Sunday prediction that Cornell would take down Kentucky by saying, " I'll take the smart kids."
If you can afford the time and money to get to Syracuse Thursay night, PLEASE, for the sake of all that is Big Blue DO!
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its a pattern...
i bet someone could teach almost any one of the UK players how to do it in less than a day…
only one rule in my house - uk has to be your favorite college bball team
by memphis wildcat on Mar 22, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions
And once you know how to do it (there are several ways), three minutes isn't a big deal.
My personal best was 38 seconds. I haven’t done it in a couple of years, but I bet I could do it in under 2 minutes even now.
by David Hooper on Mar 23, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
oh great....
a UT fan teaching the UK bballers the trick to solving a rubik’s cube – do the orange and white sides come out checkerboard style? :)
only one rule in my house - uk has to be your favorite college bball team
by memphis wildcat on Mar 24, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
My computer screen needed cleaned anyway
Now I had to do it. :-)
Blue... there is no other color to Bleed !!!
Since you asked for it...
It’s a well-worn cube, but there you go.
by David Hooper on Mar 24, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
yes well done...
just like your vols tonight. As much as i would like to see wall vs turner, i had to go SEC.
only one rule in my house - uk has to be your favorite college bball team
by memphis wildcat on Mar 26, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Well It's A Good Thing
We’re playing basketball, and not Speed Rubik’s Cube Solving.
"They had it before you, they had it during you, they'll have it when you're gone." - Al McGuire
by ShreveportCatFan on Mar 22, 2010 7:16 AM EDT reply actions
"I'll Take the Smart Kids"
I’ll take the “smart kids” out back for a firm-handed basketball spanking. Anyone that portrays these Ivy Leaguers as some kind of underdog is an idiot.
- Their parents are the reason our parents will have to work until they are 80;
- Their parents are the reason so many of us are at home watching the games instead of at work;
- Their parents paid big private school tuitions so their kids wouldn’t have to go to school with guys like us.
I know the east coast media are positioning these guys as underdogs, however, they actually are our future overlords. Let’s give them a good thrashing while we can. UK by 20.
soooooo agree bluecollar
In the nicest and most respectful possible way…..Cornell (and throw in Duke and Vandy and Stanford and all the rest of the smug lot) can suck it ; ) Just for the record, I’m not anti-elite education (just a little jealous, maybe) and I’m not throwing a grenade in the culture war. Reflexively hating the well-off is no less offensive than the class snobbery that I think these comments about the “smart kids” are imbued with. BUT. They already have all the advantages in education and connections and appearances. They already have the leg up. Somehow I think these fancy school kids and their alum fans are gonna squeak by in life just fine. We state schoolers get basketball domination, ‘kay? It’s only fair. They get the rarefied college experience and the corner office, and in return we get athletic scholarships in order to offer college to basketball geniuses many of whom wouldn’t get to go to college otherwise, so that we may beat the slow 5’11" “smart” kids down on the basketball court. It is only right. I always thought the remark about how rooting for the biggest, most dominant programs (such as Kentucky) was like rooting for General Electric is crap…..rooting for the Ivy League or the wannabe Ivy exclusive private schools is like rooting for GE or maybe Enron is a more apt modern example. Public schoolers all the way!
by blue kentucky girl on Mar 22, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
First we were too young and now apparently too
stupid to win.
Is it just me…….a middle class white guy btw……or was there a hint of racism in that story. “They look just like Duke”…..another mostly white team.
Solving a Rubik’s cube doesn’t help you rebound and last time I looked, doesn’t have a darn thing to do with putting the ball in the basket.
We’re going to see more of this as the week goes by….frankly, I could care less how smart they are, I’m more worried about how they shoot.
I’ll bet a $ though that as Coach Cal game plans this week….there’s not one mention of a Rubik’s cube!! Play D & rebound and send the smart boys back home to play with their cubes!!
You can't fix "stupid"!
i don't know...
if cal thinks he can motivate using the rubik’s cube, he will find a way to work it in :)
only one rule in my house - uk has to be your favorite college bball team
by memphis wildcat on Mar 22, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Keep 'em coming memphis
I need all your insights on the subject.
Blue... there is no other color to Bleed !!!
Zactly right, JM.
My son, a summa-cum-laude graduate of UNC (cough, cough) could solve a Rubik’s Cube in no time flat. He’s also 5’10" , has his mom’s small hands, and last played organized basketball as a sophomore in HS . The talking heads (and Bilas, while I generally like his comments, is a brainiac Dukie, lest we forget, and those kinds of guys hang together) would do better to stick to how the teams play basketball and leave out kids’ puzzles.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena . . .who spends himself for a worthy cause . . ."
Oh yeah...
Can a Cornell player get a date?? Anyway…thats about the same stupidity as what is being said.
That article is making a lot of assumptions…and we know what they say about when we assume…right???
I can solve a rubik's cube with a bottle of goof off and a new set of colored stickers!!!
I AM THE CAT......The Cat In The Hat!!!
by ALLBLUCAT on Mar 22, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I didn't know
you could bottle that stuff. With my tendencies towards procrastination I could have made a fortune. I guess its not too late, I’ll start on it tomorrow.
Here is how the Rubik's Cube thing goes down.......
Cornell players solves the rubiks cube in 3.75 minutes with no mistakes……John Wall solves it twice in 3.75 minutes….however, he makes 2 mistakes, drops the cube three times…..makes himself a sandwich, and watches 2 reruns of MTV’s Cribs and Pimp My Ride……all while playing X Box……NCAA 2010
I AM THE CAT......The Cat In The Hat!!!
The Wildcats...
can slam Rubik’s cubes in the basket.

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