Kentucky Basketball: Get Off My Wall
The annoying Colin Cowheard evidently decided to take a major shot at former Kentucky guard John Wall on Wednesday. It seems that Wall did a dance during his introduction by the Wizards the other day, obviously a planned affair that trades on the popularity of the "John Wall Dance" that Wall did at Midnight Madness here in Kentucky.
Cowheard reached forth into the Stygian darkness that is his brain, groped about, and brought forth this Cow-pile:
"I’m gonna call out John Wall….Before the game started, he spent 34 seconds doing the Dougie. That tells me all I need to know about J-Wow. Then he opened his mouth later and confirmed it: not a sharp guy. All about him. In that line last night, that 29-point line, when he was out of control, he had 8 turnovers. By the way, Rajon Rondo had 17 assists last night, 0 turnovers. Rajon’s got rings, Wall will never have one."
There is much more to it than that, but this bit is enough for you to get the idea.
This rant is idiotic on so many levels, it would be effortless to rip Cowheard brand new, jumbo-sized exit to his alimentary canal. But there is no need, because Sports By Brooks has done it for us, and it is an effort worthy of A Sea of Blue. Check it out.
Folks, that's what we in the blogging biz call a "Fisking," and it is truly a beauty. You absolutely, positively need to read the whole thing. It is relentlessly factual beat-down of a man who clearly thought moralizing about Wall was somehow a good idea. As Jim Carey exclaimed in The Mask to two cheating mechanics he was about to sodomize with a couple of mufflers; "Hold on to your lugnuts, it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!" For those blissfully unaware of The Mask, check this clip about 2:24 in.
My response to Cowheard is simply this: We had Wall on our team here at Kentucky for one year, and it was never about him. Wall never detracted from the team, and his personality was like a bright ray of sunshine in what had been (for the last four years, anyway) a rather dreary basketball experience. My recollection is that basketball has been a rather dreary experience for Wizards fans lately, so I'm reasonably sure they welcomed Wall's Dougie.
Just to set the record straight (and this is quoted and linked in SbB's piece above, but it bears repeating):
"It was fun, man, it reminded me of Kentucky," Wall said of his dance. "First time, we were going out and playing, having a good time. Sam [Cassell] and [Manager of Team Services Jackie Miles] told me I needed to dance to get the crowd into it, so I did it for them."
So pardon us if we join Sports by Brooks in mocking Cowheard, not just for his obviously massively uninformed rant, but also because he apparently believes "Google" is a candy bar or something, and is too lazy to find out that it might have been about someone other that Wall. A Google search would have also dispelled the idea that Wall isn't "sharp," revealing his 3.5 GPA. Still wanna compare brain-pans, Colin?
On a lighter and more positive note, how cool is it to have John Wall and Rajon Rondo in the league getting all this attention? If that doesn't make you feel good as a Kentucky fan, I suggest you move to Louisville, don the red and black, and cheer for Rick Pitino's team. He needs a little extra cheering these days.
Finally, there is this wonderful piece by fellow SBNation blogger Andrew Sharp. Here's a taste:
So if you're looking for someone to temper the expectations surrounding Wall, go somewhere else. I've been proselytizing since day one at Kentucky, and he just keeps exceeding expectations. It won't be a flawless flight to the top, because it never is, but Wall's trajectory is pretty obvious by now.
Word.
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"I bring reason to your ears, and, in language as plain as ABC, hold up truth to your eyes." Thomas Paine, December 23, 1776
I have never heard CC
I am not ready to tune in now. Before we witnessed Jimmy in the blue and white, some might have thought he could emit the all-about-me attitude. Nothing could be farther from the truth. He always involved the team. His work attitude was reflected in his GPA, and reports of being a “beast in the gym”. We watched (in awe) the basketball gears turning in his mind. We even wondered (a lot) how he made some incredible shots. When he committed every single turnover, one could almost feel John thinking how to never do it again. He has a basketball mind.
How great it is to have more than a couple former Wildcats shining at the next level. They all seem a bit like our sons, and we are proud of them.
Blue... there is no other color to Bleed !!!
I listen to CC practically every day, but only because I drive home for lunch and need to catch up on sports goings-on. I don’t think I can continue to do so any more.
chstrckwl
Two years ago I was listening to 790 AM (ESPN Sports) radio. I think this is the dude that refered to Rupp Arena as
“Corrupt Arena.” I almost went ballistic and wanted to hit him with a “stupid stick.” LOL
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Agreed on all accounts
Any UK fan knows that John Wall is a very unselfish player and is just out there trying to help his team win any way he can. It’s also great to see Eric Bledsoe doing well. If DeMarcus Cousins can just learn to limit his fouls and if Patrick Patterson can resurface from wherever he is it will only make UK that much more attractive to top level recruits.
okay i didn't realize i was gonna start
something the other day when i was joking about Rondo schooling Wall….now we get this guy spitting forth some crazy vitriol about Wall.
Wall is a badass mofo and deserves to recognized for his contributions to his team not ripped for trying to bring some fun to a GAME!
I only agree with ol boy on one thing…right now I’d take Rondo over Wall just because of his experience.
Tru nailed it when he said
On a lighter and more positive note, how cool is it to have John Wall and Rajon Rondo in the league getting all this attention? If that doesn’t make you feel good as a Kentucky fan, I suggest you move to Louisville, don the red and black, and cheer for Rick Pitino’s team.
I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
Cowherd is the lowest common denominator
This isn’t new for him. This is his schtick. He tries to get attention and listeners/viewers with his inflamatory comments, and unfortunately it works.
Best to not give him the satisfaction of attention.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
With all due respect....
..It was cowherds turn to be douche bag of the month. Lol.
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by phatcatfan on Nov 4, 2010 11:45 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
phatcatfan..............
We are not supposed to call people names on this blog. Been there and done that. I suppose.
We're as good as the best and better than the rest.
In basketball that is.
Happy days are here again,
The skies are Wildcat blue again,
We have the best recruits again,
Happy days are here again!
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Heh.
That rule primarily applies to other members, AB. Not sports commentators. :-)
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Glenn. Alwaysblue.
Sorry guys was trying to be funny. My bad. The guy kinda did deserve it though. Didn’t mean to offend my apologies.
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by phatcatfan on Nov 4, 2010 8:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
just makes me wonder.
Who will get the award next month. Lol.
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by phatcatfan on Nov 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
This is not a but on Rondo, but how uninformed could Colin be?
Obviously those here who saw and listened to Wall know what this guy said is utterly false. It was an unwarranted character attack on a classy, unselfish, person and player. Wall broke UK’s assist record, was always gracious in interviews, and did well in school despite knowing the riches that awaited him in a few short months. He is about winning and team, and he did what was asked of him by a coach. He is also, apparently, a good dancer.
Also, Rondo wasn’t Wall as a rookie.
Rondo’s TOTALS first 3 games: 5 TO, 9 Assists, 17 points. Rono’s record after 3 games: 0-3.
Walls Totals first 3 games: 14 TO, 31 Assists (only tying the NBA record for a player’s first 3 games), 72 points. Wall’s record: 1-2.
Yes, Colin is a void surrounded by a sphincter muscle.
Yeah, I posted much of this somewhere else too, but it bears repeating here.
JackBluto
I just used those exact words on another blog before I read this one. Great minds think alike, I guess. I stole the line from Neal Boortz. Did he steal it from you?
Slogan for the NCAA: If it ain't broke, break it.
I live in Atlanta too.
I don’t remember where I heard that line, but if Boortz said it, then I stole it from him.
If y'all follow Coach Cal
on Twitter you probably already saw this, but for you non-twitterer’s out there or perhaps you missed it, he had this to say about UK players in the NBA awhile ago:
“Wow! Kentucky now has 7 players starting in the NBA. Just heard, UK also leads the SEC with 13 players opening the season on an NBA roster.”
That’s so cool.
I actually heard this in my car yesterday and was seething...
he can be so very aggravating. However he isnt always a d-bag like so many like to claim. His analogies don’t always work and he was wrong on so many levels here.
The bottom line is that anyone in the opinion business is going to be thought of as an idiot, especially if they say something bad about your team or favorite player.
Slower Traffic Keep Right!
Maybe so.
But he totally assassinated JW’s character and intelligence and did so despite (clearly) not having the facts or knowledge to back it up.
That says a lot about his character, IMO. And there are a lot of folk out there that I don’t think of as idiots even when they disagree with me – sports and otherwise.
If this was the first time he did it, I might agree with you
This is common for him. The stuff he said about the Reds and in specific Joey Votto earlier this year were just as disgraceful. And there are plenty more examples.
Bottom line: Cowherd’s employtment by ESPN is a black eye on their integrity.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
i heard all the Reds stuff and he ended up being right
…in the sense that they were “frauds”. They embarrassed themselves in the playoffs. Don’t remember the Votto stuff though.
I don’t like Cowherd (to be clear). I am not defending him just stating that I listen to him everyday and he isn’t always a jerk. He was wrong on many levels when he commented about Wall and I stated as much.
Slower Traffic Keep Right!
BS - he was not right.
He said they were frauds at mid-year. They made the play offs. Frauds don’t make the play offs. The Reds proved him wrong.
SevenRings…..This is true but does this guy have to go out of his way to be obnoxious? I read his article.
We're as good as the best and better than the rest.
In basketball that is.
Happy days are here again,
The skies are Wildcat blue again,
We have the best recruits again,
Happy days are here again!
FREE ENES!!
I don’t know this Cowherd/Cowheard so it wouldn’t be appropriate for me to comment about him. However I will take the word and testimony of the ASoB members.
As for Wall and Rondo, They are obviously both GREAT ex-UK players. It does seem that I remember that Wall had a game with the Cats where he handed out 21 assists in that one game. I think that’s close.
We're as good as the best and better than the rest.
In basketball that is.
Happy days are here again,
The skies are Wildcat blue again,
We have the best recruits again,
Happy days are here again!
FREE ENES!!
guys collin is a tool but
that is how he stays in the lime light, he disses everyone but his man crush tom brady, i mean when you have nothing of value to say then say the exact opposite of what is true…crappy commentary 101
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"disses everyone but...tom brady"
I must respectfully disagree. I can think of several other white people he doesn’t dis.
chstrckwl
Careful. There is no humor on this blog.
We're as good as the best and better than the rest.
In basketball that is.
Happy days are here again,
The skies are Wildcat blue again,
We have the best recruits again,
Happy days are here again!
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sure there is.
Heck, I’ve laughed a couple of times while perusing the blog already today.
It’s just that the humor has to be fairly easily distinguishable (or the user’s personality familiar to the group) and not snide or it comes off rude and inappropriate. And, if a well-meaning joke is interpreted the wrong way, a simple, “Oops, my bad, that was supposed to be a joke” would totally suffice to explain.
BigSkyCat
OK.Ok. Enough already. I believe I’ve been chastised enough. Would it be possible for me to have an intermission? You wield a pretty good size stick, BSC. But yes message is recieved. LOL This is meant to be humorous. OK?
We're as good as the best and better than the rest.
In basketball that is.
Happy days are here again,
The skies are Wildcat blue again,
We have the best recruits again,
Happy days are here again!
FREE ENES!!
lol yea race has nothing to do with it
collin is very biased toward the athletes he likes(white or black)
dummy comparing rondo to wall…lol give wall a few years and oh yea HALL OF FAME teammates and see if his t.o dont go down and his assist up
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For those in the Louisville area who are interested, the Dillard vs. UK game will be on Insight Channels 10 & 70 at 7:00 PM Friday night. Go Big Blue!
We're as good as the best and better than the rest.
In basketball that is.
Happy days are here again,
The skies are Wildcat blue again,
We have the best recruits again,
Happy days are here again!
FREE ENES!!
Colin Cowpie
is no more than a major market honk. We are ‘fly-over’ country, and just not interesting (his words). If you are not NYC, Chicago, or LA, you don’t fit in his plan. Lousy show, worse host.
Nothing he has to say is relevant enough to matter to us little people…
blupride
I cracked up when I saw that cowpie. Reminds me of what we called them here in Louisville as a teen. Cow cookies. LOL
We're as good as the best and better than the rest.
In basketball that is.
Happy days are here again,
The skies are Wildcat blue again,
We have the best recruits again,
Happy days are here again!
FREE ENES!!
Nice beatdown, Glenn
Cowherd, as has been said before, is exactly what’s wrong with sports talk radio, and why I seldom venture outside of the local shows.
NCAA Foreign Relations/Recruiting
Interesting that MLS was an important factor in addressing policy. Reading between lines appears a bit positive for the Kanter situation.
"I bring reason to your ears, and, in language as plain as ABC, hold up truth to your eyes." Thomas Paine, December 23, 1776
I read the article and hope you’re right. It’s true that I have twice predicted that the NCAA would not allow Kanter to play
for UK but, I really hope that they do.
We're as good as the best and better than the rest.
In basketball that is.
Happy days are here again,
The skies are Wildcat blue again,
We have the best recruits again,
Happy days are here again!
FREE ENES!!
Usually take great pains to avoid CCs show but...
I happened to catch this while driving around doing errands. I was so unbelieveably p*ssed by the time he was done!
Ken is absolutely correct, he is exactly what its wrong w/ sports talk radio today! He spouts inflammatory, uninformed statements, repeats himself over and over and lets it be known he feels his opinion is the only one that is right!
Cowherd is an A+ d-bag!
Gottlieb
Its pretty sad when even Doug Gottllieb calls you out on your ridiculous statement. Ouch!!!
DEEETROIT BASKETBALLL!!!
Heh.
That’s when you know you’re a douche. :-)
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