Warning Kentucky fans... Seth Davis could effect your health!!!
Last weekend I briefly visited my grandmother in Northern Kentucky (Cold Springs). She is an avid UK fan and a college basketball fan in general and it is always on in her living room. We were sitting on her couch watching the VIllanova/Georgetown game when I noticed her blood pressure machine on the coffee table in front of me. It had been a while since I'd checked my pressure so I decided to give it a go. I am a thirty year old male who weighs about what he should and goes to the gym four to five times a week usually. Anyway, as the sleeve was tightning, Seth Davis appeared on the screen and began spewing typical Seth Davis stuff.... which is usually enough to get my blood boiling, even if it has nothing to do with Kentucky. About the time, "Bull#*$t Seth Davis" came out of my mouth, the machine was finished. 151/94 is what it read. My grandmother immediately was making plans to call the doctor and I was a bit unnerved as well. About five minutes later, a much calmer me decided to re-check my pressure. This time it was 131/80. I have a checked a few times since and it's been about the same. I now know that Seth Davis appearances on TV are as dangerous to my cardiac health as cigarettes and Fen-Phen!!!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha aha!
If you see him turn the channel, mute the sound, do anything you can to protect your health!!!! :) He’s a cancer that eats your Blue blood…..

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