Scrambled eggs and my own specially seasoned hash browns, coffee regular. UK not in the tourney.
"That GD Gillespie," I think. "Screw 'em. Fire the guy and to 7734 upside-down with the National Media - Kentucky is a champion, and champions don't give a copulative act what others think!"
Before my next bite was in my mouth, I realized that half my problem with BG has been that he doesn't seem to care about what I or any UK fan thinks. OK, that didn't taste good. But it's the truth.
Alright, alright. So I'm wrong. Billy G may or may not deserve another season, but that's not particularly relevant. Maybe he's the Bear Bryant of Roundball. Maybe this year's team was the equivalent of Bear's "Junction Boys". I have to give that possibility time to play out in my mind.
God help him if he impregnates the poodle next year, though -- I'll light a bag of canine scat on fire and leave on his doorstep!
p.s. - let's see how many people read negativism into this. if they do, they should look in the mirror, and then we'll all have a good chuckle.