Scrambled eggs and my own specially seasoned hash browns, coffee regular.  UK not in the tourney. 

"That GD Gillespie," I think. "Screw 'em.  Fire the guy and to 7734 upside-down with the National Media - Kentucky is a champion, and champions don't give a copulative act what others think!"

Before my next bite was in my mouth, I realized that half my problem with BG has been that he doesn't seem to care about what I or any UK fan thinks.  OK, that didn't taste good.  But it's the truth.

Alright, alright.  So I'm wrong.  Billy G may or may not deserve another season, but that's not particularly relevant.  Maybe he's the Bear Bryant of Roundball.  Maybe this year's team was the equivalent of Bear's "Junction Boys".  I have to give that possibility time to play out in my mind.

God help him if he impregnates the poodle next year, though -- I'll light a bag of canine scat on fire and leave on his doorstep! 

p.s. - let's see how many people read negativism into this.  if they do, they should look in the mirror, and then we'll all have a good chuckle.