Who is that, out on the floor?

Cant be Kentucky - have you seen the score??

It is Kentucky!  I hoped I was wrong.

Why  are they wearing shorts that are so long?

Get me the phone - I need to place an order.

Yes, I'd like a new point guard, one that ISNT Mike Porter!

Dickie V. is killing me, think I'll turn on the radio.

Is Meeks playing basketball or Hot Potato??

He shoots on the pass wherever he stands.

I have to believe the ball is burning his hands.

Miller and Liggins and new guys we've chosen,

Look like deer in headlights - just frozen.

Where is P-Pat, isnt he on our team?

A victory tonight feels like a pipe dream.

Why is Stevenson at half court?  Where is Galloway?

Why do we keep giving the damn ball away???

We're getting killed out there, just murdered on the court.

What ever the plan was, Billy G. should abort!

Our defense is failing, our offense shut-down,

We have to figure out how to turn this around.

Well that game is over, a loss is once more.

So, let us mourn FOR TONIGHT our basketball score.

But, tomorrow a new day will begin,

And soon our team - KENTUCKY - will win.

We'll win one game here and another one there,

And soon Big Blue Nation will have to declare,

The season's not over, we've been given reprieve!

And all it will take is for us to BELIEVE!!

GO CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!