Jared Lorenzen

by MartinGolf9 on Sep 11, 2007 9:44 AM EDT Comment 6 comments

I read on nfl.com that Eli Manning is expected to miss anywhere from a week to a month with a separated right (throwing) shoulder. He's not expected to start Week 2 against the Packers and Jared Lorenzen is expected to be the Giants starting QB. I will definately be interested to see what J-Lo has to offer if he does make his first NFL start. Good luck to him, I would love to see him do well!

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Heh ...

it has to be fun even for NFL players to try to tackle that guy. What a monster.

It also doesn't hurt that he can throw the football.

by Truzenzuzex on Sep 11, 2007 11:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Nicknames I have heard...

...J-Load.
Pillsbury Throwboy
Round Mound of Touchdown
The Hefty Lefty
The Jared that didn't lose weight eating Subway
...End Zone Fat Elvis?

What you got?

The Online home of Big Blue Nation ...

by JL Blue on Sep 11, 2007 3:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

A few from Wikipedia

Quarter(got)back
BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)
Barrel

and one that was recently removed

Fat A$$ with a Canon Blast

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Lorenzen

by Acdixon on Sep 11, 2007 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No notable achievements

I love how the wiki says "No notable achievements" under Career Highlights

by senowen on Sep 11, 2007 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jared

In my office in NC it's simply "whatever happened to that big guy who used to play for you guys?" "What was his name Loren somebody... Loren Jaretzen?"

Hey like App State I bet people will know who he is soon.

by cthom on Sep 11, 2007 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"You're gonna miss a hell of a game!"

That was my favorite quote by Jared during the fourth quarter of the seven overtime loss to Arkansas as the fans were leaving the stadium. How true that statement became. It sucks that UK lost but it was "a hell of a game!"

I personally hope The Round Mound of Touchdowns kicks ass these next couple of weeks (especially since the Dallas (fan) game is done)

GO BIG BLUE!!!!

by bluecrip on Sep 11, 2007 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs